Dan Dominguez is a comedian and screenwriter living in the downtown region of Los Angeles California. He performs comedy up and down the coast, and has worked on screenplays with a guy who wrote a movie for Sidney Lumet and a Libertarian who is producing the next movie from the guy who wrote War. When he's not getting paid for those things, he's busy quietly amusing himself thinking about the kind of makeshift weapons he will use against trespassers when the ocean level rises just high enough to make his rooftop loft apartment the only surviveable place in Los Angeles. He expects to slay the first series of intruders with fire based weapons, and when he runs out of those he plans to submit to them bodily.
	When Dan Dominguez submits to the intruders bodily, he hopes that they will be gracious enough to sedate him, or knock him out with any of the many burning metal pylons that will be available at the end of recorded human history.
Dan Dominguez's hobbies, prior to a global warming induced end of the world scenario include slam dancing, break fighting, slam breaking, and break slam fighting. His favorite movie is "To the Dust Returned", although he has never seen it. And it may not be a movie. He loves to plagiarize, and he has an unspeakable amount of character. He will not have pets, it cannot be that he will have pets.
	Dan Dominguez got into an argument with a mechanized ape and he lost and he suffered a fate worse than death for over a decade at the hands of his new master, the mechanized ape.
Dan Dominguez thinks it's unfair that people are making fun of the person who told people not to make fun of Britney Spears.
	Dan Dominguez uses his own nudity as a weapon.
There is no proof of an anti-tactile ray, believes Dan Dominguez.
	Some people find Dan Dominguez irresistable, others find him engaging to the point where they become unable to resist. Others resist. They are dealt with accordingly.